Longing is an instruction.
Hey Google: Why am I so horny right now?
The thirst is real.
No, you’re not imagining things. We’ve entered horny season. Everybody you know feels frisky right now, and not because it’s “No-Mow” May. The lilacs have busted open. Temperatures in the northeast hovered near 80 degrees earlier this week, only to plummet to near-freezing a few nights ago. It’s a heady time. To the reader that reques…
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