Notes from Lantern House

Notes from Lantern House

Longing is an instruction.

Hey Google: Why am I so horny right now?

May 19, 2023
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The thirst is real.

No, you’re not imagining things. We’ve entered horny season. Everybody you know feels frisky right now, and not because it’s “No-Mow” May. The lilacs have busted open. Temperatures in the northeast hovered near 80 degrees earlier this week, only to plummet to near-freezing a few nights ago. It’s a heady time. To the reader that reques…

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